Saturday, June 6, 2026

I Punched an Alien and Now We're in Couples Therapy by Kimberly Lemming

 I Punched an Alien and Now 

We're in Couples Therapy 

by, Kimberly Lemming


My Rating: 🟊🟊🟊🟊🟊
Spice Rating: 🌢🌢


Blurb:


A zany and sexy romance about a woman who finds herself stranded on a far-off planet and mated to the warlord alien king, from USA Today bestselling author Kimberly Lemming.

It’s not in Blair’s nature to just give up. Not when she’s beamed up to a spaceship and then dropped on an alien planet. Not even when she’s in the middle of a forest fire surrounded by dinosaurs. And definitely not when she’s captured by an arrogant alien king. If King Osid thinks he can break her, he’s in for a shock. Blair lives by one If you stay ready, you never have to get ready.

But absolutely nothing could have prepared her for finding out that she’s that arrogant King Osid’s mate.

Despite recent hiccups, the alien researchers are determined to get their breeding program back on track. With that in mind, Blair and Osid are bundled off to the research center for what they’re told is couples counseling. As they face a series of increasingly dangerous challenges, it soon becomes clear the research aliens may have confused an episode of The Bachelor with Survivor. Bonding over their common enemy, and shall we say...encouraged by love darts, Blair and Osid let down their walls (and take off their clothes). When they discover that there are—somehow—even more secret plans in the works, another hilarious, steamy, over-the-top adventure is in store.





My Review:


I Punched an Alien and Now We're in Couples Therapy by Kimberly Lemming

Let me tell you something. Kimberly Lemming does not just write books. She architects worlds. Every single time, without fail, she pulls you in so deep you forget you're even reading. Her wit is razor sharp, her worlds are jaw-droppingly vivid, and her characters? Absolutely unforgettable. From her unapologetically badass female leads to her commentary that will have you cackling out loud, there is something on every page for every kind of reader. I picked up one of her books once. ONE TIME. And immediately hunted down every other title I could find. No regrets. Zero.

This book? No different. It opens with pure, glorious chaos and that chaos snowballs into more chaos and before you even realize what happened, you are completely and hopelessly hooked.

Our leading lady Blair is not the one. She is strong-minded, sharp as a blade, and does not care who you are or what planet you're from. She is not taking bull from anybody. When Blair gets thrown into an alien world that is as breathtakingly beautiful as it is deadly, she's trying to make sense of it all. Then she's tasked with saving a drowning alien male and let's just say that decision changes everything. I'll say no more. You'll thank me later.

This book has romance that will make your heart race, adventure that keeps you on the edge of your seat, creatures that could only come from a truly brilliant mind and DINOSAURS. Yes. Dinosaurs.

If you are looking for a world you didn't know you needed, this is your sign. Absolute must-read.




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